February 2012
me: why am i so funny
me: i don't know
me: *laughs*
me: *sighs*
mom:
friend: did you know it takes 43 muscles to frown & only 17 to smile
me: did you know it takes 0 muscles to not give a fuck
Facebook Timeline.
sarahxsykes:
“Click Publish Now or wait until your Timeline goes live on 28 February.”
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
wakes up late: yolo
fails test: yolo
embarrasses self publicly: yolo
loses virginity: yolo
murders someone: yolo
is on americas most wanted: yolo
goes to jail: yolo
is on death row: yolo
gets executed: yolo
During a math test
Me: my answer = 23
Answer choices: 17, 19, 26, 36.
Me: well 26 is closer to 23, so that must be the answer.
that moment when your walrus wants to get fit. →
funniest10k:
;) don’t click
Teacher : You failed the test.
Student : You failed to educate.
ethvn:
james corden getting boo’d for cutting off adele’s speech.
operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
murderer: ok
